RED HOT

we own that bar (red). really we own the corner in the bar which is prime real estate bc nearly everyone has to stand near us to order drinks - so we can initiate conversation or talk loudly about them. we went again to practice the skills kelley had imparted on us - particularly how to get the hot bartender's attention (see photo). funny though, when you find someone smart enough to carry on a conversation about anything intelligent like bio ethanol, they talk to you for two minutes and then go back to talking to bimbos. is there anything wrong with high standards and intelligence? i think not.

this evening there was much more hilarity and good times as the bar was a lot more crowded. we started a 'band' bc of the awfulness of the eighties music and decided the only way to make it better was to sing loudly and recruit band members. mel was in charge of all that... and actually recruited a real musician that could probably be a band in and of himself bc of his talent and good looks. he even came with a 'manager.' i simply recited important verses like 'it's no better to be safe than sorry' and played my air guitar. i remembered looking over at hot mel and she was surrounded by a herd of hot men - and good friend that i am, i chased one of them two blocks down the street in the rain to get his phone number (also bc he has a pic of kelley with a credit card up her nose).

we closed the place again and are thinking maybe that would a good place to celebrate kelley's last night... you know since we own that place.